playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Boobs are out for the taking
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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