So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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