Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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