How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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