She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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