Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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