I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
