I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
