I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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