I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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