You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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