found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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