Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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