Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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