Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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