: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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