At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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