Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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