Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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