mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
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