Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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