if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Houston, we have a blender
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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