i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Randomize
