I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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