i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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