her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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