Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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