The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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