I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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