I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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