Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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