Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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