i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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