OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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