How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i barfeds in our rink
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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