try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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