so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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