we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Randomize
