I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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