Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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