..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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