lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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