38 yer olds are good kisserssss
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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