i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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