i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Randomize
