I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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