You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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