every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
her facebook's as public as her vagina
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
A+ Viking dick
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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