so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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