Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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