So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
then he tried to convert me to islam
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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